96cutie:

wehatetre:

kiwi-mistic:

lionmighty:

Girls be so shocked when they realize you actually listen and try to remember what they say.

because some of y'all have the attention span of a pecan unless a titty’s out.

Sumbody said sum bout a titty out?

Originally posted by heybelinda

Lmao I’m done.

(via just-w4nderlust)

octibbles:

preciouspuddingnovice:

straightgirl:

i love medieval art it’s like

first there’s a bull just shittin on this guy

gremlin dude shooting arrows into a mermaids ass ok

someone fuckin boneless dancing to this hot violin song what

my favorite one a bunch of amputees beating the shit outta each other with crutches

idk why they call it the dark ages when they’re obviously so fun

indeed

My personal favorite is the nun harvesting dicks

(via toastbutteregg)

h0mocidal:

does anyone else convert oxygen into carbon dioxide or is that just me lol 

(via thebootydiaries)

punkfather:

Deep in slumber vs. Saying “treats?”

(via dulect)

maybenotboring:

sure, I don’t get a “healthy” amount of sleep like SOME PEOPLE do but can they do THIS *stands up, blacks out for a second*

(via unescapable)

gothicprep:

obamacare BANNED all dog shampoo and now obama is in my home rubbing mud on my dog. he’s rubbing mud on my dog and laughing

(via thebootydiaries)

cwote:

• No, to people when you don’t feel like hanging out
• No, to people who don’t deserve your time
  
• No, to people that make you feel uncomfortable
• No, to people that threaten your happiness
• No, to people that don’t let you be yourself
• No, to people that make you ashamed for what you like

(Source: cwote.co, via attendance)

lieutenantriza:

My favorite thing to do when someone asks me to perform a simple task is to say “No” while doing it

(via just-w4nderlust)

tahreza:

I love talking to myself she gets me

(via ugly)

rosewater1997:

*literally nothing happens*

me: wow i want to cry

(via nike-visions)

jee-q:

Had to cut you off to get my soul right

(via nike-visions)